Doug From Des Moines

Take the time to waste a moment..
R.I.P Rudy 4-13-14
R.I.P Dad 12-21-20

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GEAUX TIGERS

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One week ago, LSU won the natty 🏆

Here's your reminder that Coach O is still a national treasure:

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One of my favorite malls was hit in the tornadoes yesterday. Also flattened my mom's cousins house and my grandmother watched it pass by her backyard

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Woke culture needs to chill. It's really time to reflect on your life when you are trying to cancel straight white men for being straight white men.

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@illmaticJJ That one time you had the Sox hat on and bulls jersey had my panties wet

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#UFC264

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DUSTIN THA FUCKING DIAMOND

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DUSTIN THE DIAMOND!!! BAYBAY!!!!!

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Dawg I had two of the wildest dreams last night. The first one I was killed in a hit and run and came back as a ghost. The second one I bought a plane ticket to Cali and just left without telling anyone

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I've perfected set up a fishing line. I guess you could call me a master baiter

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She looks like a real Texas cowgirl. You know the kind, way more cow than girl

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@TheoVon is my spirit animal and I don't know what his spirit animal is but I bet it's something pretty cool.

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Her name is Virginia. They used to call he Virgin for short.... but not forl ong

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Just figured out my birthday falls on the first Father's day without my dad....

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@FuckitImGab Thas ok cuz I have them blocked in real life

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Drinking 6 shots of 99 mystery flavor because work made me choose violence

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That Jalen Rose clip broke me man. All the tears...

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Happy mother's day to all yall moms out there. Especially the MILFs

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@FuckitImGab I admit kids got a cannon. But it's still WOO Tigers ALL DAY

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It's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink. That's why we drink

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There's a TKO a regular KO then there's what ever the hell Usman just did.... sheesh

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Damn Masvidal you alright?