Chris Robbins

Wanker. Writer.

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

#StandByYourPost

[CWU @CWUnews]

Can somebody please check on Ricky Macauley because he’s been humiliated on national television #StandByYourPost

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@estellecostanza That’s beautiful, Niv. Happy Father’s Day. Xx

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@estellecostanza Writing in the pub, me. What a loser😂

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Finally, after months and months of painstaking work, I have finished The Silmarillion. A true work of genius, but also the literary equivalent of running a marathon in high heels whilst piggy-backing a fully grown oliphaunt. I’m even wearing a shirt in celebration! 😮‍💨

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Oh shit @estellecostanza I accidentally just recommended your novels to a classmate of mine at OU, in a public forum. I sold it as: ‘he constantly pushes the boundaries of contemporary issues’.

I didn’t tell her how disgusting you were🤦‍♂️ Shes gonna check it and hate me😩

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@estellecostanza And to you Niv!

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Happy New Year, guys. Start as we mean to go on, eh😒 Big love to all! Be. Fucking. Nice.

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@PartisanUnit @estellecostanza 😂😂😂

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

An old old friend, and from what I’ve read and heard, the book, ‘The Girl She Was Before’, is truly brilliant!

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

The grid walk is back. Come on @Lewis! #weraceasone

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@LewisHamilton Well played, Sir. Well fucking played! Xxxxx

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@estellecostanza Not for long, Niven!😜

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@SJ_Watson @caitlinmoran But ah still lurve her!

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@SJ_Watson @caitlinmoran Would she come? She’s kind of a big deal☺️

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

And it’s starting😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 Brothers and sisters! LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO!!!! #F1

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Great audiobooks, peeps. Hit me. GO! #readingcommunity #amreading #reading #books #audiobooks #WritingCommunity

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

@SJ_Watson @willrdean @cathryanhoward @GraniteNoirFest I’m finishing Hollywood, by Bukowski, and then I’m making a start on this one...
told ya man, fan for life!

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Isn’t it about time that the world had some uplifting and inspiring news! https://t.co/BuU8ywnsPW

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

Lent can fuck off. Have given up quite enough already.

[Chris Robbins @C_S_Robbins]

Fucking love these two knobheads!

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

More people feel unloved on Valentine’s Day than loved! ❤️