christian

You say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did

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New BJs just opened up closer to us, might have to make the switch

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I just watched the Rat King hit the griddy in Utah

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Hawk! The herald Tuah sings

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Mark Zuckerberg sounding exactly like weird Al when singing wasn’t something I ever thought about before but it checks out

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Yeah yeah I know but watch the substance

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Why the fuck does the Dandadan op go so hard

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Cock and Balkan torture

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Lowkey the looney toons are a dream blunt rotation. But not gossamer

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I fucking love you beta croagunk

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When the servers are down:

Desk Job: “the servers are down 🤠”

Gamers: “the servers are down 👿😭”

The outback employee carrying the whole table’s order: “owwwieee!!”

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@miggygmouse23 He knows the deal

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@toricigs Yo what!!

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Fuck, they got me eating the gorp

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Obama if he was a Sprite:

“Uhh…let me be clear”

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@toricigs One day I’ll have a hit

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Minecraft? More like this craft beer is mine lmao

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Gummy hit I thought my kitchen cabinet was beeping at me to close it

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@toricigs Was it a worm?

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@warmvibrations 15 minutes after any movie comes out: “______ ENDING EXPLAINED!” With the last shot of the movie in the post. Doesn’t matter what movie. Doesn’t even have to be a confusing ending lol

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Oh yeah I know what demure means, u actually started saying it first but you guys weren’t around