canaan

yuh

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Was feeling so angry and evil and turns out all I needed was to put my hair up… the more you know

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I am convinced I am one of the horseman of the apocalypse and gods gonna awaken me like a sleeper cell when he sends the flood

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Going out to eat with your family is one of the most harrowing experiences one can fathom I think…

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I stayed up till 5 am playing an iPhone football management game if you wanted to know the state of things

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My ability to sit in one spot doing nothing for hours is unrivaled

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I know I’m about to get my period cause I’m crying to assassins creed 2 cut scenes

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The settings on them shark vacuums are serious af wouldn’t even budge on my carpet cuz it was on hardwood 🙄

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Time sooooonisnt real

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Just looked at a IRA rollover form and experienced horrors unimaginable

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I thought Arlington tx was a town king of the hill made up

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One time I watched the entirety of planet of the apes on tik tok that’s what life’s about baby

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I’m on my period, I have the flu gods really tryna take me back to the kingdom

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I love just sitting on the toilet it’s my favorite pass time

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@mikethecryptid Lmao the content warning 😭 also beans?? Right wots all this luv

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School started back today I never got hit with so many stray Nike elite backpacks in my life

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How Dunkin out of coffee there is something evil afoot

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Me in my bed Uber my cover with my eyes closed trying very hard not to take a nap

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I need to make this life a little meaningful gotta trick myself into liking shit

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God I wish I was a little rover drone thing on mars instead of at work rn

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Some lady at starbies was like is this my water or his and the worker goes did you order a water? And the lady goes no. See I woulda threw the cash register at her but that’s just me