Neha Mittal

A commoner next door
| CA by Profession 🎓 |
| Speaker by Passion ❤ |

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Being a First Generation Chartered Accountant from a Non CA Family is a Struggle itself..!!!
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

CA Sahab ko ab samjh me aa gya hai Ki sirf PADHNA kaafi NAHI hai

REELS banana bhi zaruri hai 🌝
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

If you see a CA Student staring at a wall, don’t disturb them.

They are either trying to memorise the pathway or thinking “WHY DID I CHOOSE CA!”
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

The most dangerous person in the world is a CA Student who just finished an exam and finally has access to their social life again.

As they only had few days before again starting preparation for next attempt 🤭
The level of unhinged behaviour is magical 🌝
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Some CA Principals during Articleship expect Articles to sacrifice everything, Family, Friends, Life for 2/3 years

Bt when it’s their own kids in the system, suddenly it’s all about protection nd SIFARISH

Same system, different rules- just depends on whose child u are
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

CA Sahab Ki Zindagi me Aankh khulte hi Tension shuru ho jati hai….
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Kai CA Students ko ab
SAFALTA Ki SEEDHI nahi

LIFT ki Jarurat hai….!!!!
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

CA Sahab ko uske Principal k alawa koi or Aukaat dikha nhi skta 😝
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

You do not know it yet, but 6 months from now,
You won’t be just Surviving
You’ll be THRIVING.

Send this to yourself and someone.
See you in 6 months 🫰🏻
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Ek din sari Duniya khatam ho jayegi lekin CA Sahab ka
STRESS aur PADHAI
kabhi khatam nhi hogi 😬
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

“Teen Tigada Kaam Bigadaaa?”

Kya Yahi wajh hai FAIL hone Ki??
#3attempts
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Upar wale ne Gundon jaisa Dimag dekar
CA Article bana Dia 🥸🧐
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Aap logo ne notice Kia hoga Ki apke sath padhne wale mostly bacche ek ek bacche k Ma Baap ban gye h aur AAP aaj bhi paper diye ja rhe hai…!!!
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Articleship se Aakar Saans Leti hu Ki Dubara Office Jane ka time ho jata hai …
#articleshipdiaries #CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Naam nhi lungi but koi to din-raat PADHAI Kar rha hai in dino exams kr liye…

Isliye aap tag kr do 😬
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Being a First- Generation CA means you’re building a lift in a building that never had even stairs.

Of course it’s harder. That why it matters.
#firstgeneration #caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Watching your Friends clearing attempts, getting settled while you’re stuck in revisions can feel like running a marathon in slow motion.

Everyone else looks faster, even though the race is different for each one of you…
#Caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Exciting Perks of being a CA Article:

1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don’t know!
2. Very Tired
3. Some kinda Stomachache!
4. Definitely sad about something
5. Photocopy! photocopies all the time!
What the hell are you printing ? You don’t know!
#caguru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Bachpan ka sapna tha: “Kaash exams mein book le jaane dete…” 📚

Bhagwan ne suna. 𝐂𝐀 𝐤𝐞 𝐈𝐁𝐒 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦 me book allowed hai. 🙌

Par fir bhi paper dekh ke lagta hai, book toh hai, par answer kahaan hai? 😵‍💫

Ye open book nahi, open heartbreak hai. 🙄🫩

#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

CA exams MCQs be like

None but one of the is not incorrect except??
#CAGuru

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

@Airtel_Presence Yes I checked. You have asked my query and asked some time. Waiting for your resolution

[Neha Mittal @CA_Guru_]

Airtel x Perplexity promised 1-year Pro access. It’s been 2 months—still no access. Issue is on Airtel’s end, but support keeps deflecting. No fix, no accountability. Just silence.
@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews @perplexity_ai