Charles A Rhodes II

Serlf Emploid Crabber

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

It's that timer tha year agin... mah annyoul birthday and gerd dammit I feel oldern shit. But its nerthin a keg of Captain won't fix heh

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

I haven't tweetered in a whirl, but gerd dam if it don't smell lierk someone shipped there pants on tha secind flore of @clemsonlibrary

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

I wers outsired and saw the mailerman got ta thinkin whart if I got an old mailer truck an firxed it up I cerd fuck with all mah naybors heh

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Jurst showerin off mah new space jernal telerphone. Ya can draw maps to yer truck on it and whatnot an arlso text heh

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Sarge wers out chasin a sqierrel this mornin and I thourt he had the derm thing. Ernly need about too more ta finersh that quilt fer mahself

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Not reely shure what all tha furss about this serccer ternamint is for... Jurst a bunch of fereigners kickin balls around fer to damn long

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

So I lerst mah phone fer a few days. End up findin it in one of tha pots I pulled yesterday. Guerss I shoulda got one of therm lifeproofers

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Er'll be dammed if a terttle didn't lay eags in mah back yerd this mernin. I wantid ta make a big oermlet heh but mom's fixin to raise them

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

It's erbout term to get on tha warter. As they say, the earlie berd gets tha worms.. Or tha crabs I guerss heh

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Werl as serm of you may know I herd to fercus on mah school work fer a while but now its sermmer I can start usin this tweeter some more heh

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Werl I dont think ive erver seen that merny girls play fersball that good. Now if ernly I could find one who coerd go crabbin lierk that..

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Gerd dam all this school sturff. Cernt wait ter get herm this weekend so I can cherck on tha hermit crabs I've been breedin

[Clemson Crushes @ClemsonCrushes]

"To the very attractive sigma nu in my 2:00 English 215 class on Tuesdays & Thursdays, let's study for that midterm together 😉"

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Not murch to do whern ya brake down on the side erve the hiway but thank gerd I got mah new drill ter mess with

[lindseymorrill @LindseyMorrill]

@ClemsonPassouts

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Id proerlly woerd never ware a jerrsy burt I mite coernsider that negro leegue jersie @JohnsDrunkagain waers waring tonite

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

@clemsonmenssoc @clemsonwsoccer gaerms tamorrow at 5:30 show yer support fer mah faverite uropein sport at clemsin

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Gerd dam I caernt berlieve the clemsin tiggers won tha fersball game. Term to celibrate victery and Cam's berthday at derliscious outback

[Clemson Crushes @ClemsonCrushes]

"If it keeps raining this hard, can we use Caroline Blackwell's tits as flotation devices?"

[Charles A Rhodes II @CA_Rhodes]

Jurst ramembered that I got serm blue berrie coerbler back at the quard heh I lurv cawbler