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but... how are you gonna make it funny

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@WashTimes I will also be disappointed if he fails to pass soon

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@cbrennansports Truly stunning how much of a loser you are babe

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@harrison13rapp

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@smalls96 Bc The Beaches sing about gay stuff too so calling out a wnba team appeals to their audience. And things can just be fun on the surface level and not warrant any further reasoning to it :)

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@smalls96 @chelsealeite I think you’re taking it too literally friend, artists change lyrics for live shows all the time based on where they are, makes it feel more special for the audience

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@taengoogf We’re old, you had to be there on tumblr 10+ years ago 👵🏼

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@DallasWings Preath Pazzi Pride Month Pic

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@WandasGroove iPhone got me on that typo, all respect to Seerat

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@WandasGroove Now that their knowledge of the league has expanded they see all the amazing players already in it, and those that came before.. there can’t be anybody better, they have to believe she’s the greatest of all time, cause it justifies them not caring before.

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@peri_gee_ @GameChangerSam I think she’s just mistaken lol they’re engaged last the public knew

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

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@BoCamaro Hey so nobody is forcing you to watch

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@analdelreyzz @earth2frrst @queengrowlithe @NerdyMangle @veeveepedia Lmao I don’t believe I’ve said anything that warrants quite that level of hostility but I’m very much enjoying my year and my wife, all the best to you tho!

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@mygyonce @earth2frrst @queengrowlithe @NerdyMangle @veeveepedia Clearly I must be for trying to get thru to people who expect everything on the internet be pre-chewed and spoon fed to them!

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@PlasticDespair @earth2frrst @queengrowlithe @NerdyMangle @veeveepedia Not everything on the internet is meant for you, and it’s more than okay to simply move on instead of criticizing people for “vagueposting”. If you’re curious, go find out. It’s that easy.

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@earth2frrst @queengrowlithe @NerdyMangle @veeveepedia Then try to find out. If you can’t, perhaps it’s not something of your interest. And if it is, you’ll find out.

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@earth2frrst @queengrowlithe @NerdyMangle @veeveepedia You do this thing where if you don’t know what the tweet is referencing, you keep scrolling

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@IndianaFever Begging everyone threatening to “leave the fanbase” to follow through on that promise, we don’t need or want you here.