The Cabbage Merchant

A surprisingly knowledgeable Merchant of Cabbage.

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade *pats your head* I like you Rabbaroo smelling boy.

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade *twitches* Do they look alright to you?

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@Princess_Azula_ MY CABBA!.... Oh who cares?

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade *picks up cabbages and sniffles* My cabbages...

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade help me pick up my cabbages *twitches*
Stupid sassmouth girl

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade I need your help Rabbaroo boy.

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@Princess_Azula_ You're still a sassmouth!

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@RhymingRenegade Rabaroo boy! Come here!

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@Princess_Azula_ MY CABBAGES! CURSE YOU, SASSMOUTH!

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@Jet_Ek I smell sass.

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@jBiebs__nRinger Thank you very much little girl *laugh/snorts*

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@jBiebs__nRinger *nods and laugh/snorts* You're very welcome.

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@jBiebs__nRinger *smiles* Then you get a cabbage. You and all your other little fan friends

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson *sniffles* It's okay

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson T_T My cabbaages!

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson Nyyyaha! No! No no!

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson *nods* I am too

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson *squishes your face together* It's talking to my cabbages and telling them not to grow *twitches*

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

@hellsingsson It's too hot *thumps your head and grabs your face* Do you feel it? I mean to you FEEL it?

[The Cabbage Merchant @CabbageMerchant]

Cabbages.... they aren't doing so well