Cab Washington

phl | la |📍brooklyn
funny actor host with family’s sauce
🍖: @ronssignaturesauce
💻: @fanduel @timeoutnewyork @hims @buzzfeed
🎤: @runninlatecomedyshow

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

This is just the best.

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

@getnickwright 🔥🔥🔥🔥👑👑👑

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@JoelEmbiid @sixers LFG

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

You vs. You once you start dating a Latina

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Trying to drive a Yukon around the city

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Any place besides the U.S. Open know how to make a honey deuce?! There’s gotta be a bar that puts these out in Brooklyn that’s also called the U.S. Open

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Everywhere smells like weed

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Face the thing you’re afraid to face

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Now that @loveislandusa is over ima binge The Sopranos

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Huda annoys me

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Thoughts. . .

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

I feel like this the first generation of parents where we're like, "nah I wish my kids had it the way I did growing up"

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

In 2021, the Philadelphia Eagles put the keys to the franchise in new hands.

Doug Pederson ➡️ Nick Sirianni 🔑
Carson Wentz ➡️ Jalen Hurts 🔑

A thread:

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Dear New York,

You must lower the rent in Brooklyn if your trains never work.

Mad asfully

-Cab

#newyork #brooklyn #mta

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

Really truly an annoying season, but a truly Game of Thrones type of ending. Great pay off #WhiteLotus

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

We got plenty more where that came from

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

#NewProfilePic

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Let’s win

[Cab Washington @CabWashington]

I said this earlier on ig, the Eagles defense is the Kentucky basketball of the NFL, they have 11 plus guys that go in there and make an impact. And I’m not exaggerating #GoBirds #SuperBowl