Capt. Cac

Emotional Twitter GM “upper quartile of the upper quartile” #Indiana Football Propaganda Machine

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

fuck you

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Thank #Gr8ness for this scheduled tweet

#ALLCAPS | @Ticketmaster

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

aerodactyl pushes charmeleon to evolve

[Louisville City FC @loucityfc]

Ready to play for the USA 🇺🇸

@brandon_dayes has been called up to the U-19 national team for the 2026 Concacaf U-20 Championship!

🔗 https://t.co/06TZvhDBEW

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

Sorry. There’s already a “The Catch”

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

My grandma hired a "security cat" to protect the crops on our farm

[sam 🇪🇸 @sambrazy]

First player ever to get criticized for not making 3 straight World Cup Finals and winning 2

[Louisville City FC @loucityfc]

@LachTalk Hopefully just a matter of time! https://t.co/bhKKk65Svr

[⛏️💰 @EVLongshots]

15 seconds of cheers surrounded by the worst fanbase in sports > making upwards of $15k at auction

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Mike @mike5_5_5]

The worst showing by a team during All Star Week is complete

There will never be a worst in MLB history

[United Soccer America @reformussoccer]

It’s hard to imagine a credible CONMEBOL qualification tournament where 8 of 10 teams qualify.

In my opinion, further World Cup expansion makes a merger with Concacaf more likely, with roughly 16 places contested across 51 associations.

That would also provide the United States, Mexico and Canada with much stronger competition through regular qualifying matches against South America’s best.

It could also lead to a permanent, unified Copa América in place of the Gold Cup.

And a comprehensive Nations League to ensure regular high-level competition across the region.

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

USA soccer fans are ready for promotion/relegation.

It's time.

#ProRelforUSA

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Little do the players know that they just agreed to the new CBA and the salary cap will be $100,000

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

ALL-STAR PRESIDENTS RACE

[Kev @klwoodjr]

Bryce Harper is going to have to live with the fact that 2 of his 3 major trophies in his MLB career are from winning the home run derby and MVP in Washington DC

I know that kills him inside

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

I will not be taking anymore questions...

what happened happened.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Thanks world, we’ll take it from here. 🌎

MLS returns July 16 on @AppleTV.