Jennifer

Writer raised outside of Los Angeles currently dwelling in the San Diego area.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@elonmusk It’s actually not. It’s the opposite of magic. It’s the practical application of math and science. This is why people don’t believe in climate change. Science isn’t magic.

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@Rep_Hunter You’re a disgrace to our country.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

The plot of the movie Airheads is totally nullified by the existence of YouTube. This has been another edition of “Brendan Fraser Meditations.”

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

RT if you know you’re smarter than @realDonaldTrump.

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@WhiteHouse Wow, I’ve never disagreed with a building before. I guess there’s a first time for everything. Though I guess I shouldn’t be surprised a building is supportive of walls being built.

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I never thought I would be working harder than the president, but apparently I have less time than he does to look at Twitter.

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@realDonaldTrump You are trash.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@Acosta Keep fighting. You’re the real MVP.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@Acosta should get an award for his vigilance.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@realDonaldTrump You really are the world’s most tremendous idiot.

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@RachelHeine The First on Hulu has proven to be an interesting watch.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Hey. Kids—The NRA thinks you forgot about them. I think they re in for a surprise.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@SenatorCollins Don’t be a coward. Let your vote help women. Despite what Kavanaugh says regarding Roe v Wade, his actions prove he would only hurt and embarrass the American people.

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@realDonaldTrump Don’t worry- you’ll look good in orange.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@realDonaldTrump I’m a data analyst responsible for monitoring the activity of the @google algorithm for my clients. I can tell you it is not “rigged.” This is yet another topic about which you know nothing. Last I checked, you were not a technology expert. I’m certain you’ll never be.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Mollie Tibbetts may well have been killed by an undocumented alien, and that's a terrible thing. But we might remember that Stephen Craig Paddock was an American citizen. He killed 58.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

Why do book to movie adaptations fail to capture the important ideas from the text when there are many people who love the original work? Why not talk to them whilst crafting the film to capture important themes/plot points?Artists may be too close to their art to see it clearly.

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

Explaining the pros and cons of a landline to younger millennials in the office. They shall never know the pain of an ear searing with heat from having been on the phone for far too long and the peril of the ever present busy signal.
#Eldermillennial

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@tomhanks Is it fully loaded?

[Jennifer @CADarlingBlog]

@jeffsessions Time to decide where your loyalties lie: the United States of America or a spoiled troll?