Ian Mattheis

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Holy shit. I almost forgot about 9/11

[Alli💫 @AlliGraz]

Mentally ill people be like “this is my comfort movie” and the movie is Revenge of the Sith

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Serum*

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

In search of super human semen

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Dean Martin holds up

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Why is reva just Vader without the D

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - I Hate The Warriors

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Rearrange Ian mattheis and you get animate shit

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

A librarian that is panicked because they can’t decide if Bible should be in fiction or non fiction.

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Cancel the Supreme Court

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

God came to me in a dream last night to tell everyone “fuck 12”

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

This dude got the Resident Evil 4 inventory system 👀

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

How many times you think cops have searched peoples car because they “smell weed” near the weed farm in waynesville?

[90 Day Fidance @ianimal69]

The gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Call it nuttingham

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

A Robin Hood themed porn with an uncircumcised man called Robin Hood and a pre-op person called friar tuck

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Cremate me and put me on the Richland golf and country club

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

@Jmowww_ It’s $10.01

[Ian Mattheis @CaddieBane]

Game boy was so ahead of its time.. Cant wait to fucking game boi.