Caddyshack Logic

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[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
But you were born to rub me first
#tywebb #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble. #carlspackler #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Well? We're waiting!
http://t.co/s2QvsCc3o9
#smailssunday #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life. #bishop #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you. #tywebb #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

@lucascorvatta I don't know! #dannynoonan #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

@defendgotham Hey, you scratched my anchor! #alczervik #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

@lucascorvatta Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents! #sandy #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

We're about to tee off now...Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...in four or five hours. #drbeeper #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

How well do you know Caddyshack, you fuzzy little foreginer?http://t.co/dLD35gI0KQ
#caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia. #tywebb #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. #carlspackler #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty? #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Lefty got to the practice tee 5 hours before his tee time today.

Be the ball, Phil.

#goleftygo #PGAChampionship

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Music is a violation of our personal privacy. He's breaking the law. #smailssunday #judgesmails #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

I've often thought of entering the Priesthood. #dannynoonan #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! #alczervik #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

What's wrong with lumber? I own 2 lumberyards.
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I'm not quite sure where they are. #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... #carlspackler #caddyshack

[Caddyshack Logic @CaddyshackLogic]

Yes. Yes. Winter rules.
http://t.co/4WE34p6D6I #smailssunday #judgesmails #caddyshack