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Your local favorite fat kid

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Patrick a weird fat big pink btch

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

boomers will look you dead in the eye and say lifes tough meanwhile they literally fumbled fucking everything

[Ç Ä D É @Cade___Henkel]

@dqveed

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Polar Express is unwatchable. Truly, the worst Christmas movie of all time

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house?
They better rape me in there.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Honestly, Seth Macfarlane snapped with “it insists upon itself” because some things really do that

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

@lilcixci Imagine dying from measles or TB in big 2025 because your mother is a dumb bitch

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

Clearing out my office I’ll give number 2 of each card to (4) lucky winners retweet for a chance

[OpTic HecZ @H3CZ]

What in the Not?

175 Daylights
75 Nightlights

RT - and I’ll send 3 lucky one of ya’s a mousepad this Friday at 12cst.

[lynk @lynk0x]

- Study for 20 years
- Work for 40 years
- Free for 5-10 years
- Die

It's a scam.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no i am tired of continuously living through unprecedented times

[sar 🐊⚢🇵🇸 HOTD SPOILERS | #1 butch lover @kataraluvr]

Palestinians seeing bombs descend from the skies and for once they know the strikes will fall upon the oppressors and not them

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Please take ur days off, these jobs do not care about u.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[TDAWG @tdawgsmitty]

Going to bed knowing I have the trail blazer skin and some people dont. LOL couldn't be me

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

two is a terrific number of beers but we’re looking very strongly into three or possible four

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

Giving away two (2) of these custom Swag putters! Retweet and follow to enter 👀