If we keep putting homos with small thumbs into positions of power, they will think they are more important than they are. Their egos will grow, and if we don't stop them, they may take over the world and plunge us all into mayhem. Homos with small thumbs are not built to lead.
I snuck into the local hospital overnight and stole as much medication as I could fit in my coat pocket. I took it all just now. If I'm not dead in five days, it's a sign from God.