Fatima Umar

I have thoughts

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How is everyone getting married, having babies or at a #Coldplay concert right now!

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Life’s just turning into a series of unfortunate events disrupted by the Makeba song accidentally blasting on Instagram

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Is it weird to only be able to fall asleep while watching action based tv?

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55 minutes into the #Barbie movie, the cinema shut it down, no it’s wasn’t an interval it was the ban. Someone please tell me does Barbie end up with Oppenheimer? 🙃

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Trying to figure out what I did to deserve a Monday morning migraine

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@nsbarlas You could also talk about the heroes who help you get them back

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Ted Lasso finale - my bandaid for the destruction Succession caused this week #TedLassoFinale #Succesion

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@nsbarlas Me too!

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Going to lose the Succession and Ted Lasso all in one week. I don’t have the emotional capacity

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Do you ever feel like you’re in a perpetual Monday loop, where each day is more Monday than before

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I’m too old to understand the Met Gala outfits

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Don’t wanna Monday on a Wednesday :(

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Wish we had a word for the ramadan jet lag #EidAlFitr

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Aspire to one day become the courageous aunty that throws a lunch on “first day of Eid” (whenever that may be) #EidUlFitr

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Skipping washing hair today to see what the @succession hype is about! Gotta love adult decision making

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Really jumped from heartbreak to heartburn age this Ramadan

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Impulsive frozen food shopping is where I’m at: proud owner of a lot more peri bites than I deserve

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Actually kinda cute that at least for 1/12 months so many of us are trying to be better people #RamadanKareem

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Just made the font for a document I have to review smaller to make it feel like less work :(

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Can we together, please be the generation that normalizes wearing coats on shaadi clothes during winter weddings ?