🌈Gwyn

‘Walk up in my high heels all high and mighty, and you say hello and I lose’

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

all I’m saying is if St Vincent starts a cult, I’m there

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

https://t.co/USEkNSJeZd

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

So ok.
Maybe it is all men.

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

I’ve learned I am incapable of being in the Czech Republic without smiling to myself every single time I use the word ‘check’

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Me absolutely demanding that my partner acknowledge how great I am because it’s been a few minutes

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

“Goodnight you dumb bitch” - how I speak to the person I love

[Caudle @Caudlewag]

This is kinda super important?

Don't keep around people who belittle and laugh at your hobbies/interests so long as they're not harmful. Look for people who lift up and engage with your interests fully and earnestly, you'll be a lot happier.

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

I tried sexting but made a dumb joke about Marvel instead and basically it is an absolute wonder I’ve managed to be in a relationship

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

I went for a hike just north of Oslo and I swear everything looked like the opening shot of Twilight

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me all weekend

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

The U.S. economy in two headlines.

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

This pride month I’m feeling grateful for my straight loved ones who send me premium gay memes in support of my raging lust for women

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Today someone asked me how I was holding it together so well and I had to regretfully inform them that, actually, I had two shots of vodka for breakfast

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Friendly reminder to be welcoming towards “straight” couples at pride because bisexuals exist and yes we’re sometimes dating straight people and yes we’re still queer

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

@Totally_Thesh @SakStop Shhhh yourself

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Gotta love those friends that let your colleagues know you’re the “BDSM advisor” of the group @Totally_Thesh

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Does anyone else have like one glass of wine and spontaneously book a trip

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

Pretty sure this is just an actual Fox News segment

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Fox News segments and then asked it to write a Fox News segment of its own. Here is the first page.

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

@saladluvrr Just a small one is good!(: I can etransfer you this month. Grateful for the gay vibes

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

@saladluvrr That would be so great! I’ll be back in the country (briefly) at the beginning of August and I would totally love one of these to make my apartment gayer

[🌈Gwyn @CaffeinatedGay]

@saladluvrr Will these be a consistent thing that you’re selling?? I would so buy one but I won’t be in Canada for a few months still ):