Cage the bunny

I'm angry as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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I suck!

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@GeekyGeekyWays You should be stripped of your Twitter handle, "GeekyGeekyWays," it's too advanced for you, you should try something like "IAmHipster."

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Still waiting for the Scooby Gang to pull Trump's mask off and reveal the real villain.

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Tonight, in the poorest of taste, Abbott and Costello are police rookies.

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Holy shit, #noonelikesyou is trending, and it's not about me.

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I'm having ridiculous nightmares involving Care Bears, I wonder what that means.

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The Electoral College is the last bastion of American racism, harkening back to the days when African American votes counted for half.

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I've been tempted to get a tattoo of the USS Enterprise, but I just don't know if I like Star Trek enough for it to make sense.

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You know that epic moment that seems to stretch on forever when someone you haven't seen in two years walks in your house and all he says is, "what's in the fridge?"

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@realDonaldTrump The only difference is they built a wall to keep racism out, not in!

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Now that Burger King delivers, all bets are off.

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Being your own boss doesn't work if you take every day off.

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Before I ever heard this, I was in Philosophy 20, and the teacher said, look out the window, what do you see? People all started saying different things, and the teacher says, each and every one of you sees something different when you look out the same window.

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I think I hate something more than my life for once, and it's Trump.

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and those leaders should know what they're doing, or at least listen to people who do. I don't get why there's not some fitness test administered before the assholes take the oath of office, man you gotta be able to read, Trump just looks at shiny charts and points.

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of being inaccurate as all living fuck, so I just ignore their network. Besides, I hate everything anyway, it's not like I care who's president, I might hate Trump more than others, but until an asteroid crashes into this planet or anarchy prevails we'll have need of leaders...

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and completely tune out the world at large. Don't get me wrong, I watch the news, I watch MSNBC, I try to watch CNN, but some of their stories turn out to be bullshit. I'm not on the president's side of things, I just hate inaccurate reporting, and CNN's Twitter feed is guilty...