Cage

God only knows what I’d be without you | I post real dumb shit follow at your own risk |

[Plaaant(pt.2) @shh6942034]

Just searched 'ao3' on the ao3 search bar

[Xanda 🪽 @GreatXanda]

Gay men will survive homophobia, family pressure and societal expectations just to be defeated by a man who responds “k” after three paragraphs.

[Cage @CageCables]

Can’t really tell if I’m gonna have freckles or skin cancer

[nico ⚓ @nico7seals]

my favorite video ever

[A 19 Year Old On Twit @YearOldOnTwit]

We really celebrating the anniversary of anything now.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

“Looks female enough”
“Where there’s a hole there’s a goal”
“I want a 6ft goth mommy who can beat the shit out of me!”
“I want her to get ME pregnant”

[augustus @1022augustus]

Sorta kinda at the lowest point I've been in within the past 5 years

[ⵣ🇲🇦🇦🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ew7k7]

Tried auditioning at Pornhub and they cast me as a "husband leaves for work" after they saw my dih

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Niggas sprinkled parsley on a sloppy Joe

[SaltyVol 🌊 🍊 🇺🇲 @vol_salty]

For Dolly 🦋🧡

[⛧ TAM-AGOTCHI ⛧ @PUMPKINMANJACK]

Was stocking at work today

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

I was in the #trenches

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The quotes have apparently never experienced this absolute fabulousness??

[Cage @CageCables]

Saw a picture of Panda Express and started crying

[🥞sarin of #eatingfactytwt 💰❌➡️ @BAEMONSHANK]

"this doc is about a 14 year old who-"

[Em🎧 @mountainslmao]

The slander potential of this fucking video is ridiculous

[Cage @CageCables]

Love anything with religious metaphors like yes that is the reincarnation of Jesus yes he is