Jason Cage

a rando

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

They should have called long #covid, ForeverCovid21

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

🎶 It’s me, a pipe, I’m the problem I’m freezed 🎶

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

@RealDJ_ON @Reuters Coming to you live from JonO Drunk Tweets

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

Sometimes I stop and think…sometimes.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

@1stSoulbanker @_haydenvogel @ConanOBrien Damn it, ownd by a nose.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

@JoeBiden Can we get to the bottom of McDonald’s broken ice cream machines?

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

@DoveCameron Just heard the new song and thought “I bet she’s obsessed with Melanie Martinez”

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

Sitting here giggling at the word tetanus.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

@RRRPirate A basement, in this housing market?!

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

Decided to lose my check mark on here. What should I say to get it banned you think?

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

Anyone remember when Four Loko original recipe was our biggest problem?

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Will Smith’s at my door, should I open it? 😧

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

This is my monthly post to let you know that eventually, your butt will look like your mom's butt.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

I’m at Target, where are the NFTs?

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Honestly, the main thing I hate about being a milinial? Spelling it.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

There are just humans up in space in a big metal thing just flying around the earth all day, right now, and we’re all
just going about our day going to Kroger. WILD

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

You ever get chased by a police dog?

[Jason Cage @CageShow]

What do you need right now?