Carbondale Assembly

We are caring, friendly people, with a practical presentation of God’s Word, activities for people of all ages. So, check us out. We would love to meet you.

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God never created Twinkles! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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You're not going to get out at 12, so just get over that! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid.

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You know to vote on Tuesday (God help us). #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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Jacob has a son named Levi, and he's the guy who says "What do you think about these pants?" #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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We've got plenty of time with me today! #ThingsPastorSarahSaid

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I'm not talking about a guy who just goes to church because there are some scaly wags who go to church! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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I don't care! I'll punch you in the face and throw you out of my office! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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I don't mistreat animals...there are some animals that are very tasty! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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We lucked out in the height department, grew those opposable thumbs and thought "We're in business!" #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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The more you know what the Bible says, the more you will know about the God of the Bible! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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When I grow up I hope to live outside in the heat and deal with stupid animals with brains the size of a pecan! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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"Slippery Pete"...I'm not sure if that is a good name for a shepherd or not. #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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This has nothing to do with the sermon; these are "Fun Facts"! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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That's going to be on YouTube before the day is over! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid.

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You can't tweet that! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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I don't even know what those words mean. #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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You're not going to get out by noon today. Get over it! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid.

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I know, I need to be back on my medication. #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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Let me paraphrase Peter again; "Don't be stupid!" #ThingsPastorPhilSaid

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The problem with me is me! #ThingsPastorPhilSaid