CAH Randy

Cards Against Humanity Random Randy

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about *Haggis* could kill you. #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Why is everything so complicated with *Alexander Hamilton.*? #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to *A black fly in your chardonnay* in these parts.

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I always assumed I would be like a woman in classic literature and die from *White supremacists.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Turns out that *The weirdest bodega I've ever been in* -Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Summer lovin', had me a blast. *An overly choreographed touchdown dance.*, happened so fast. #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

When *Free refills.*, lie. #CardsAgainstHumanity

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Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was *Laughter that slowly evolves into crying.*! #cah

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In order to stop my family from talking politics, I distract them with *Facts.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and *Getting aborted.*. #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Always have sex with *A well regulated militia.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

*Feeling the emotion of anger* : Third World Problem." #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

"Let it go! Let it go! *Flimflamming* never bothered me anyway..." #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

The new Scienceworks exhibition gives kids a rare look inside of *A strong horse and eough rations for thirty days.*. #cah

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

My survival shelter is fully stocked with 5 years of non-perishable food, *The unbearable smugness of a baby.*, and the collected works of Ayn Rand.

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

The Royal Ontario Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on *Uranus* #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about *Dogging* could kill you. #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their *A Rube Goldberg sex machine.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or *The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.*.

[CAH Randy @CAH_Randy]

*nothing* is the last refuge of the scoundrel. #cah