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Oxford commas are important

[CRC @CaileanR]

😂😂

[Harmeet @SinghSahaaaab]

Been dating this girl for 7 months and today she asked me, why I don't have a girlfriend

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you remember me from high school could you do me a favor and not

[Andrew Casertano @andrewcasertano]

they should make a documentary about documentaries

[CRC @CaileanR]

Im in a bad mood. Probably because I’m about to bleed uncontrollably for 4 days with pain equivalent to a heart attack. Once a month since I’ve been 14.

[CRC @CaileanR]

Do men ever sleep their way to the top? Has a man ever been accused of that?

[CRC @CaileanR]

94 days til India. that’s all.

[Rebecca Stott @RebeccaStott64]

My dog Nelly has a best dog friend called Larry. Larry has an owner called Tom who is my friend. The young dogs swim together in an idyllic spot of the river Wensum every morning. They bring back sticks to us in exchange for treats. It was all very idyllic until this happened...

[CRC @CaileanR]

One of my fav things about my marriage is going from talking extremely dirty to eachother to asking, “did you feed the dogs” within 5 mins.

[CRC @CaileanR]

Btw I can run as fast as the treadmill goes… (for 30 seconds)
#crytime

[CRC @CaileanR]

Does anyone else cry when they run? I feel like this might be crazy-girl behaviour but I am curious to know if anyone else does this. I love running as fast as I can for 30 seconds on and off until I cry. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[CRC @CaileanR]

Are the writers of the new Sex & the City trolling us? This feels too bad. It has to be a prank. #SATC

[CRC @CaileanR]

I used to fill Valentina’s water bottle every morning and today she said, “I want to fill it at school instead. It’s the only time I get to go in the hall” 😞🙁 #covid

[CRC @CaileanR]

How do we BUY them?!

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[CRC @CaileanR]

Pete Davidson probably doesn’t forget to take something out of the freezer for supper even though you asked him 3 times.

[CRC @CaileanR]

Intermittent fasting doesn’t include tequila right? No food but tequila lime is fine? It’s in the small print.

[CRC @CaileanR]

@LittleRutabaga_ They always give me rock solid avocados 😑

[CRC @CaileanR]

I just got an air fryer! Send me all your fav recipes!