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[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I made my bf watch 500 Days of Summer with me and he HATED it but today while driving home from his work trip he stopped at the park from the movie to take a picture for me 🥰🥰 this man is the sweetest. Moral of the story: don’t settle

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Baking brownies in my new home with my new husband might be my fav

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

hey quick q is anyone else losing their entire mind

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

If you don’t use headphones in the airport, I hate you.

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I’m proud that I was a successful adult in one aspect. I thought I lost my SSC and I had bought a lock box before last deployment and it’s in there between two other important documents that I ALSO put in there

[Dan @Sheedyism]

Hard to have a ‘5 year plan’ when you’re just trying to get through each day.

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I’m having a full mental breakdown trying to get a passport

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Why is getting a passport so fucking annoying and why doesn’t the military have their own service to issue them

[mouth4war @mayorofchill]

There is not a single job I want to do for the rest of my life

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I just had an “ah ha” moment realizing my ex was a narcissist when we dated and THEN I had an “oh fuck” moment realizing I am someone’s narcissistic ex.

[Emma Maniez @klickity_klak]

It’s a bones day and mercury is out of gatorade #bonesday

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I have horrible stomach aches and cramps today… Isaac just came in and kissed my tummy and then my forehead and walked back out 🥰🥰

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Update: it’s a year later and he just moved in so my pessimism was unnecessary

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Oooooo this one gunna hurt

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I’m about to start selling feet pics to pay these vet bills 😤

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I have a super special cute little insecurity where I truly believe that everyone’s embarrassed of me because if you look through their pictures I’m nowhere to be found

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Because it happens to me all the time when someone else pulls theirs down

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I wonder if anyone is ever slightly disappointed when I pull down my mask because the rest of my face isn’t what they pictured

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

I wonder if people at the gas pump know that no one wants to listen to their trash music

[dudebomb @CaitEllingham]

Why did I just get the urge to update my old waxer on my life?

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

olivia rodrigo calling someone a sociopath for not liking her is peak pisces culture

[abby govindan @abbygov]

just found out one of the girls my boyfriend dated before me is pretty…. I’m sick to my stomach