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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[lyn !! ★ @understndinglyn]

fucking what

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

I personally try and keep my cat out of my kitchen so he doesnt sneak his way into food things he shouldn't have, but even if he does get in and go on the worktops, its not a big deal because I would never prepare food on my worktops without disinfecting the worktops first.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Why people let their cats on their counters and tables is wild. The dude literally wipes his poo with his bare hands and is walking all over where to make food and eat.

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@Symply_rhoda1 That was me up until about 2 years ago, im 32 now, I appreciate how horrible it is now and my sister has always really suffered and so did my friends, I just felt a bit of nausea on day one for the most part, not sure why, id be interested to know, too!

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

Not me thinking she was talking about a dragon from Harry Potter

[Sophianeⵣ 🦇🇩🇿🦇 @HonkIfUrHoary]

I’m always a little suspicious of white people who have Rhodesian ridgebacks.

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

We were counting on you

[The Alien @TheAlienKnows]

Didn’t feel like it.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

hi going to kill myself im dad

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@DeborahEB1502 @catwithaura They think they are imitating the birds, to trick them into thinking they are not a predator, and therefore making them easier to hunt

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@oreoeocat That face 😭

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@Acyn Genuinely, as a non American, this has to be satire? Like this is a bit, yeah?

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@BBC0RPSE Yeah, someone else asked,'Is it political?' And we're all like... nope, but it is necessary, and we won't elaborate further 😂

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@Curious_Sub92 @eyemacue @DonaldCMacleod @FIFAWorldCup @ScotlandNT Aye, as someone from Glasgow. I can confirm that it has no political or other meaning. It's just a tradition now. Take it as a sign of respect, haha!

[Donald C MacLeod MBE @DonaldCMacleod]

Someone’s put a traffic cone on George Washington in Boston ����🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@FIFAWorldCup @ScotlandNT

[Jade @JadeEckhaus]

Nazis flee as 10,000 anti-fascists reclaim our streets. So proud of our anti-fascist city today!

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

I love my silly cat, he is up making bird noises at my window again. But not at birds. Hes doing it at the moon ❤️

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

I've been following along with this rather entertaining thread and one of my favourite things is that this guy keeps trying to rage bait us Scottish/Irish folk by saying 'British', 'Anglicised' etc to describe us, thinking it'll get a rise and no one is biting, keep trying bud!

[shromp 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @CaitFlora]

@AdamantxYves Truthfully, for me, the use of the word noodle to describe any pasta doesn't sit right with me, but I'd understand for maybe spaghetti, but by definition, a noodle is long and thin, so it doesn't make sense with penne, fusilli, lasagne, rigatoni etc.