Caitlyn Meyers

Boss Baby Business Bitch 😎
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[Caitlyn Meyers @Caitiebug21]

@lampshadehanger I've actually started drinking MORE alcohol for Lent.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

✨ Black Tea is better than Coffee ✨

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Why does my baby have the Karen haircut?

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It took 12 years but I finally convinced @GupasMegerg on the man bun.

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@NiskPatter Scientists gaslighting snails was not on my 2022 bingo card.

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Twitter has been lacking in Violet photos recently.

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@monaphobia Breaking Dawn Pt 2 and Renesme is the only human.

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@JacksonRathbone @GupasMegerg

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I sobbed???? 😭

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Hope this one warmed you up!

Enjoy the holidays.

[Caitlyn Meyers @Caitiebug21]

I'm keeping Shutterfly in business this year. Everybody is getting something with my baby's face on it. 😂

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As a sides girl, being dairy-free during Thanksgiving is depressing.

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Things I've overheard in a waiting room from the receptionists.

"Now do we think John Travolta is gay??" and "I don't think cappuccinos agree with me: my shit's like brown water."

[Caitlyn Meyers @Caitiebug21]

It's all fun and games until the baby poops MY pants.

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@Spartan_Mello @GupasMegerg @MeMeMarie48 For now. Violet needs to be dairy free 🥲

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@GupasMegerg @Spartan_Mello @MeMeMarie48 Now I'm asking people to sniff their ranch 🥲

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Nobody gets more hype than @GupasMegerg when watching Jeopardy and somebody does a True Daily Double.

[GupasMegerg @GupasMegerg]

Hey there,

Do you want super cute merch that was designed by the incredible @clairesdrawings and has cats and violets and sunflowers and reminds you to be kind to yourselves and be kind to each other??

Well then good news, I've got just the thing!

https://t.co/d4sR9GA2eX

[Caitlyn Meyers @Caitiebug21]

Who forgot to tell my baby about the time change?

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Welp, we somehow avoided Covid for 3 years just to test positive when we have a 3 month old baby. Happy Halloween?

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@GupasMegerg Do y'all hate me??