Caitlin Michelle

Cosplayer. Writer. Model. Nerd. Cyborg. Twin mom. Wife of @spbaird85. Taking on the world single-handedly. 🇺🇸🇨🇺

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

Happy Halloween from this Sally 🎃

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

This is a nightmare scenario.

People use twitter for emergency alerts—active shooters, climate disasters, and so much more.

I’m active on every other social media platform. Come find me.

Please drop in the comments links to your other accounts because this is untenable.

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

If you like interior design then I’d highly recommend having kids. My kids redecorate our home every day.

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

@BlackLabelAdvsr @RealCandaceO Y’all want her to work out but then say you’re “horrified” when you see her in workout clothes?

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

My girl @Annatated has done it again!

[Anna @Annatated]

#DYK fewer than 5% of people we see on TV are disabled though 25% of the US population has a disability? @DisabilityChall & the hilarious 5 minute film #Cripfished are flipping the script. Watch & RT this #romcom featuring an 83% disabled cast: https://t.co/drALNRzD2X

[TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad]

TwinzerMom: We gotta buckle down and save some money.

Me: (adding to cart) What now?

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

AI technology won’t impress me until it can translate what my toddlers are trying to say to me after I’ve asked them to repeat it multiple times and I still don’t understand

#parenting #twinparenting
@spbaird85

[🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social @timeforwizards]

take me back to the split second when i was convinced this was meant to be a frame for a photo of a great meal

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

@twinstantfamily @ABrohamLinkdin Mine do this too! 😂

[Twinstant Family | Lisa @twinstantfamily]

My kids thought they tricked me today by trading places because they’re twins. I went along with it because it was precious, but

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

A toddler will look you dead in the eye and ask you if it’s Christmas soon when Christmas was yesterday

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

I gave my toddler my phone for a minute and now I have 254 photos of her ear to delete

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

20’s Me- Gets excited about exciting weekend plans
30’s Me- Gets excited about a new kitchen sponge

[Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe]

The leading cause for getting absolutely nothing done is children.

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

“Wag your tail faster if you want to watch ‘Blippi!’” 🙈

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

My mom is helping me get my twins ready for school this morning, and I just heard her ask my two DOGS to choose which show she should put on as background noise

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

Don’t get me wrong - I grew up listening to Taylor and LOVE her music.

I think my all-time favorite of her lyrics is from the 10-minute version of “All Too Well”:

“You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath.”

❤️❤️❤️❤️💔💔💔����

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

Taylor Swift: “When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room.”

“I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.“

Also Taylor Swift: “Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby.”

WHAT

[Romp and Roar @RompAndRoar]

The nice thing about my kids being sick is I get a 1 week notice for the next time I'm going to be sick.

[Caitlin Michelle @Caitlinness]

❤️

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jim Redmond, who helped his injured son, Derek, finish his 1992 Olympic 400m semifinal, has died at 81

https://t.co/jUr4BPEMlI