Caitlín O'Mara

Two wrongs make a good time

[Caitlín O'Mara @Caitlinooh]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Millions of people across our country do not have access to any photo ID. If the Tories try to say the ID has to be a passport or driving licence, that tops 11 million.

Voter ID is a blatant attempt by the Tories to rig the result of the next General Election.

#Marr #Ridge

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Gorgon City @GorgonCity]

sorry, i didn’t recognise you without the crusty white bits in the corners of your mouth

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you have underlying issues? that’s cool mine are all overlaying issues. incredibly obvious issues. just out there for the world to see

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[s. 🐥 @sabrinaahmed]

men be like “i’m in a dark place” meanwhile it’s just the consequences of their own actions

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

In the end he has to go because he will lose ministers faster than he can replace them and Nadine Dorries cannot do all the jobs in government

[… @lurkmenistan69]

idk who needs to hear this but hot girls do not check his instagram page every 10 minutes

[clintoris @clintoris]

Opened up to a guy. My mistake

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

A reminder that if Paddington were a human being who had come to the UK by boat, rather than a fictional bear, the Mail would be demanding his immediate removal to Rwanda.

[Willow Pill @WillowPillQueen]

“Because I wanted to” is enough of a reason to have an abortion. No questions asked. No one owes anyone a unique medical or emotional explanation.

[Bradd strick @chaddinfluence]

Court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters 🕺🏻🦞🦞

[… @lurkmenistan69]

the critical low point in dating where you have to decide whether you want to lower your standards or continue being single

[ً @chernobyldenier]

if jules ain’t want rue to drink they def shouldnt have robbed a liquor store like….. 2+2=4