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I enjoy long romantic walks to the bank

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@molli_marie I just got my mom a snoop on the stoop. She’s gonna be so excited to wake up every morning 🤣

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Last night I had an absolute NIGHTMARE that Ryan got on my Sims game & spent literally all my simoleons on HOUSEPLANTS 😵‍💫 I don’t think I’ve ever been more relieved to wake up in my life

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@molli_marie @justinbieber Unfortunately it was actually the 4th time. But THANKS FOR ADDING SALT TO THE WOUND

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One year ago today I got ghosted by @justinbieber and my heart still hasn’t recovered 💔💔

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Turns out putting an AirTag on my cat when I let him outside has only intensified my anxiety instead of easing it 🤡

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@molli_marie She truly cusses like she’s 20 years old stuck in a 2 year olds body 🤣

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@MariaLoraine @molli_marie 😭😭😭😭

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Why do I feel so inspired to become a rapper after every episode of the jeen-yuhs documentary

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@JennnT8 Literally. It’s gotta line up with my shower day, my hair wash day and laundry day. So much work.

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@molli_marie 🦗🦗🦗🦗

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Why did my mom send me a picture of Mollie & Nathan and write “power couple” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@holmatuszak I always say I wish they made a candle that smelled like cold air 😂 smells soooo good

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@JennnT8 My job is hiring

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@JennnT8 Come be a pharmacy tech with me

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But for real how do I get the Bieber’s to adopt me

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Are pigs in a blanket

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Who the fuck decided phlegm was gonna be spelled like that

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I would melt into a puddle & die 😩

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.@justinbieber please re-record My world... the world need it

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Ryan ate half of a carolina reaper pepper last night for $50 and didn’t shed a single tear…. like what kinda superhuman shit is that

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@madisonmarkle Start me a gofundme so I can get lasik