Caito Potatoe

I yell about shit and do shitty makeup I’m on every platform @caito_potatoe

[Extra Posty @ExtraPosty]

This one’s called “My New Favorite Song”

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

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[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

I’m exchanging photos of blood with my ear nose and throat surgeon just another Wednesday

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

I started bleeding out from my nose and throat tonight and I had to text my surgeon asking if i need to go to emergency or not and my guy hits me with a “do u have any pics of ur blood like show me what’s happening”

Love the guy, honestly that cracked me up

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@PaymoneyWubby Hopefully this news makes you feel better

[ethan @ethanungless]

@caseykfrey

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@anything4views Konky and belly ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

I feel so worthless and fucking annoying

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@rriproarin You’re the only person who is allowed to do Dad jokes in my opinion

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@rriproarin Oh you may like a couple of songs on that record sir

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@anything4views Isn’t your birthday in March

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@rriproarin you may like this

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In light of “Austin” coming out tomorrow, I’ve worked up the courage to show my unfinished portrait I’ve been doing of @PostMalone for the past couple months. Literally shit scared nervous because I’m novice as fuck. #ifyallwerenthereidbecryingtour #posty

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@Way_Ward_Witch I’ve hated her since day 1

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@rriproarin You tell em GPop

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@willromusic @alluux You killed this Alex’s dancing at the end is so good I’m glad you mirrored that

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

Happy Birthday to the man the myth the legend the one and only @PostMalone you’d never see me fighting at the bar with you listening to seven nation army. Love you forever and ever can’t wait to see you for your show in Auckland xxxxxx

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@PostMalone Can’t wait to see you in Auckland

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

My new record AUSTIN has 17 songs and drops July 28th 🍻💕heres a snippet of one of em 🥹 I love you!!!

[Caito Potatoe @Caito_Potatoe]

@anything4views My recent ex was absolutely obsessed with her and kept trying to tell me she is incredible and so unique from "everyone else out there" and is not a whore because she doesnt have an onlyfans he also added that he would smash her if given the chance 😂 - have her babe xXx