caitlin sanders

prefer my pictures in word form

[e. n. @elinachos]

Me at 16 phone banking for the Bernie Sanders for president campaign while everyone else was getting groomed

[꩜ @laylology]

When people visit New York and ask what to do I'm like so there's this single-person escalator at Delancey-Essex

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Zohran did the genial-leftist-relative-on-Thanksgiving thing where you pull the “I don’t like liberals either” card and are just super vague about everything else.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

[Charlie @ccbaker2023]

One year ago today, Zohran ran the NYC Marathon. At the time, he was a little-known Assemblymember who had just announced a campaign for mayor. I went to go see him run, and the people around me had no idea who he was. Tomorrow, he crosses the finish line.

[caitlin sanders @caitsands]

i hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you harvested 30 lantern flies, froze them, and then individually took off each of their wings for your makeup

[caitlin sanders @caitsands]

i hate Halloween what do you mean you are Eric Adams’ “NYC is the _____ of America”??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PinkPantheress features Zohran Mamdani at her show in NYC tonight.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

[Tom 🔑 @tvtalkswithtom]

Ashley: “A Big Brother winner turns enemies into allies, not allies into enemies.”

#BB27

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Hey guys calm down. Don’t politicize the death of the guy who routinely politicized every single death.

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

living in New York is all about attending a birthday party once a week for the rest of your life

[elliott @elliott_green_]

I’m like a nepo baby but for mental illness and alcoholism

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: the earth isn’t flat

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

“Land you have to kill for is not yours. Land you have to die for is.”

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

It's always something with him

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I love my friends with blue eyes even though I am scared of them