Cait

she/her

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Worker and Parasite

[Cait @CaitTwed]

Are you fucking kidding me?😭😭😭😭

[Variety @Variety]

“Kaos” has been canceled at Netflix after one season.

The Greek mythology comedy series debuted in late August and starred Jeff Goldblum as the all-mighty Zeus.
https://t.co/1XqIPrp0bB

[Cait @CaitTwed]

I’ve never related to anything more in life than this gibbon running towards food.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

This is important to me

[Cait @CaitTwed]

Girlies, stop taking your boring boyfriends to concerts pls

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

actually few things more embarrassing than when you’ve had like One drink and then you trip or spill something and everyone’s like damnnn she must be fucked up! no, you degenerates. I am just clumsy! may a beautiful woman not simply be clumsy these days???

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Ik the point of all cult documentaries is anyone can fall into a cult but I rly don’t see it happening for me just bc I’m sooo lazy and the odds of me signing up for an empowerment or healing workshop are below zero like I hate having stuff to do

[Na'amod @NaamodUK]

Here is a video showing the police not allowing Na’amodniks to join the march, citing the @CST_UK and the march organisers as the reason.

A second video to follow in tweet below.

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

what commuting in the morning feels like

[Cait @CaitTwed]

Burnt my shoulders and keep giving myself the ick every time I look at them ☹️☹️

[kie @criminalplaza]

me if saying “have fun” whenever someone goes to the bathroom was illegal

[Rosa @RosaNiemaSlater]

‼️Stolen Bikes‼️ Taken from inside our flat in Homerton last night, much loved and very distinctive please share / keep eyes open if you live locally xx @scarletpestell

[Cait @CaitTwed]

@saintzachariah Relatable

[Cait @CaitTwed]

@livbigj @saintzachariah u

[Cait @CaitTwed]

Not someone sparking up a spliff on the bus 😭

[Cait @CaitTwed]

🐐🐐

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Cait @CaitTwed]

@saintzachariah I’m not babysitting

[zach @saintzachariah]

Selling two Homobloc tickets for discounted price!! DM mee 💖💖💖 xxx

[Cait @CaitTwed]

@HannaEllena Wait seriously? All I want is some white bred for chip butties, sourdough for my millennial fantasies, and seeded for everything else

[Cait @CaitTwed]

They should have Pick N Mixes but for different types of bread.