Curtis Waycaster PhD

Health Outcomes Research Scientist seeking to discover what works best in healthcare

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@2Left4Sum @OrevaZSN ☝️this right here. No one announces your room number when you check in.

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@KateCornell Get a Mac. They come with free word processor, spreadsheet and presentation software.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Flour comes from a plant.
Sugar comes from a plant.
Chocolate comes from a plant.
A cookie is a salad.
I don't make the rules.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If God wanted us to use renewable energy, He would’ve put a giant fusion reactor in the sky that bathes the Earth in photons, creates flowing rivers, and causes planetwide wind currents.

Checkmate, libs.

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@ThatEricAlper Does today still count?

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@JillWineBanks @JasonCrowCO The price for a great dog is heartbreak.

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@woofknight It’s still important today 😁

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@ThePhDPlace Pharmaceutics. A minor improvement to a drug formulation can result in patent royalties worth millions

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@MQSullivan They tryna force them Arabic numbers on them Christian cilden 😆

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@RaySuarezNews You have a future in standup 😆

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@MensHumor A common joke taught to pharmacy students is to be sure to tell patients to unwrap the suppositories before insertion 😁

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@OhHowByronic @darkprof In the words of Huey Long, “It is impossible for the United States to preserve itself as a republic or as a democracy when 600 families own more of this Nation's wealth... than all the balance of the people put together".

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@deesnider That’s a great idea! I would definitely be interested in hearing new band recommendations from a rock icon like yourself.

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@20th_Centurygal Joe Walsh

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@VeryBadLlama If you think dogs don’t understand the concept of time just be a little late with their dinner 😆

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@charise_lee If you can’t handle blood and body fluids then maybe healthcare isn’t for you.

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@simoncholland In my opinion chocolate covered cherries are still the height of luxury 😋

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@deesnider @Steel_Con Those Pittsburgh fans are devoted ☠️

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@iowahawkblog Where’s “A Christmas Story” on your list?

[Curtis Waycaster PhD @CajunPhD]

@Matt_Pinner You don’t. They know already.