Michael Tonge

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@JohnCleese From what I've heard, he's been "taking it" since he was a teenager.

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@Serena_Partrick Here's looking at you kid.

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@esjesjesj Thoughts and prayers

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@speechboy71 Thoughts and prayers

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@YvetteCooperMP Thoughts and prayers

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@KDansky Thoughts and prayers

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@JonathanPieNews Thoughts and prayers

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@lewis_goodall Thoughts and prayers

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@Glinner Thoughts and prayers

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@TwisterFilm Thoughts and prayers

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@TheRickWilson We don't strut!

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@reece_dinsdale Is that you on the far right?

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@KarishmaPatel99 Are we not allowed to call religious stupidity religious stupidity any more?

Must we bow down to the thickest amongst us?

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@louisa_compton @iankatz1000 @esmewren @krishgm You middle class twats can fuck off.

Skip a few meals and I might chip in.

But only if you donate those meals to homeless people.

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@marcuschown Have you ever met a journalist?

You child

Grow up!

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@TomLondon6 When you're dead, you're dead.

It's religious nutters who kill the most, in the most heniouse ways.

And then one of them says "rest in peace".

Fuck you!

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@ThatTimWalker Fuck Matt.

And fuck everybody who sails in with Matt.

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@lecanardnoir Second order betweenery.

I like it.

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@Femi_Sorry @ThatAlexWoman You poor soul.

Your still trying to persuade dumb people that they're dumb, without being allowed to tell them that their dumb.

BTW: My local Amazon locker is called Femi.

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@marcuschown Okay

Fuck You!

Prove your point with evidence.