Spicy

☕️ Coffee lover + League of Legends enthusiast 🥵 + Pokémon Card Collector 🤑

[Spicy @CakezSpicy]

Corgis have main character syndrome change my mind

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@jasminericegirl Literally how I met my partner now- I go “oh hey it’s my crush!” Lol

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

shoot your shot!!!!! ask your crush out on a date!!!! either nothing happens and you know they're not for you, or you will experience joy and bliss beyond your greatest imagination!!!! do not let fear of rejection stop you from happiness!!!!!

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@luxxbunny YES DUDE!

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Feel incredibly lucky to have seen @PanicAtTheDisco play live this past year as well as meet the band. Everyone was awesome. Thanks for all the good times Panic, you will be missed and remembered fondly!

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Literally had me in tears

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bro season five of the circle DID NOT DISAPPOINT, we stan Sam #youdashit

[𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢 @ChidiNwatu]

@SpeakerMcCarthy You passed a meaningless bill for theatre because a law already was in existence.

You are pro-birth, not pro-life.

[Spicy @CakezSpicy]

That weird moment when the person your seeing barely uses Instagram so they don’t see anything you post

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When you consistently want to nap at the same moment as someone else I feel like that’s adorable idk

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Lol the taliban such pussies

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Drake just talks

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Not me having an anxiety attack before a date I could never

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Harrison "On The Trail Of The Assassins" Hantel @hantelmenothing]

@samfbiddle Going to start asking my friends to 'share their assassination coordinates' instead of 'drop a pin'

[Spicy @CakezSpicy]

Are you really going to the bathroom if you don’t have a cat on your lap

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One of the most ironic things is when a boomer complains about participation awards as if the children were the ones who made up that concept, not literally them 😂

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Hi I'd like to report I sent out the dumbest text message last night and everyone should feel good about themselves because at least in comparison you've gotta be feeling less embarrassed than I currently am

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Have you ever felt so bad for your friend because they are too hot for anyone to talk to 😔

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@jasminericegirl Get it gurlllll