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Lie #20: "I didn't finish it, so it doesn't count."

"You started all of it."
"Starting isn't finishing."

Half of four things is two things.
340 🍕

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Lie #19: "It's a snack, not a meal."

"It's on a plate."
"Snacks can be on plates."

Snack is a word. This is dinner.
520 🥪

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Lie #18: "I'll track it tomorrow."

"I'll remember."
"You said that on Tuesday."

Ten seconds now. Nothing tomorrow.
460 📝

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Lie #17: "Diet soda cancels it out."

"Zero plus something is less."
"That's not how zero works."

The soda was zero. The burger wasn't.
550 🥤

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Lie #16: "The last bite doesn't count."

"You said that four plates ago."
"Every plate has a last bite."

Six last bites. That's a plate.
260 🍽️

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Lie #15: "I'm not hungry, I'm just bored."

"That's a correct diagnosis."
"Thank you."
"You're still eating."

380 😐

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Lie #14: "It's only popcorn."

"The popcorn is air."
"See?"
"The butter isn't."

Popcorn 310. Butter 490.
800 🍿

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Lie #13: "One won't hurt."

"That was four."
"The box was already open."

One didn't. Fourteen did.
672 🍪

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Lie #12: "Sharing size means we're sharing."

"I'm sharing it with myself."
"Generous."

800 🥔

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Lie #11: "Just one more episode."

"The snacks aren't part of it."
"They arrive with every episode."

710 📺

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Lie #10: "Just one more slice."

One slice. Then one more.
Then "the box is open, it'll go bad."

One slice was 285. He said one three times.
855 🍕

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Lie #09: "It's homemade, so it's healthy."

"I made it myself. No additives."
"It's basically banana bread."
"That's the same thing."

320 🍞

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Lie #08: "I'm eating it so it doesn't go to waste."

"Someone has to finish this."
"It's also food."

Pasta 220. Chicken 80.
300 🍽️

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Lie #07: "Broken pieces don't count."

"These are pieces. Not cookies."
"Pieces of what?"
"...Cookies."

240 🍪

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Lie #06: "Just one more row."

One row. Then one more. Then "rows are small."
Then the bar was gone.

One row was 135. She had four.
535 🍫

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Lie #05: "If I eat standing up, it doesn't count."

"It's not a meal. It's a visit to the counter."
"Your fourth visit."

450. No shame, just the number 🥪

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Lie #04: "Tasting isn't eating."

"Tasting is part of cooking."
"Then put five spoons on a plate."

220. No shame, just the number 🥄

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POV: there's a whole underworld beneath the gym 💀

Creatine mines. Forbidden compounds. Absolute units.

Whoever made this cooked.

#gymtok #animeedit #gymhumor

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Lie #03: "I'll start Monday."

"So tonight doesn't count?"
"Tonight is preparation."

Burger 550. Fries 380.
930. No shame, just the number 🍔

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Lie #02: "Protein doesn't count."

Rice: measured to the gram. 200.
Chicken: not measured. 330.

530. No shame, just the number 🍗