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[Callum @Cal_EFC]

What about the pot holes Joe

[Everton @Everton]

@manassemampala ✍️ | Young centre-back Joe Anderson has signed his first pro contract with #EFC.

Congratulations, Joe! 👏

➡️ https://t.co/Qt4elX4ALX

[Mandy Burrows @MandyBurrows3]

A devastating Google search. “I thought you cheeky cunt” 😭 #DannyBoy83

[Mandy Burrows @MandyBurrows3]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world… absolute scenes. 🌴😭 #DannyBoy83

[#petergrande @neylamine]

bro he looks punjabi AS HELL 😭

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

All the nurses are talking about their “flow app”. Didn’t know we were getting back on the game🔥🔥

[Sammy Reid @SammyReidFI]

I’m fucking dying

[💔 @jrice4dinner]

You can’t forget this absolute fecal matter

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

Okay, wow. By accusing us of “fake news” with „Man City bidding“ (never reported) you’ve unfortunately crossed a line.

I never wanted to bring this up, but your Klopp report was simply ridiculous and disrespectful to every journalist who actually does proper reporting. One day after the DFB had already named him in its official statement, you posted a “here we go”. Posting a signing soon and it’s almost one week later. I honestly thought you’d have the decency not to do that.

Anyone could have posted that Klopp HWG because it was obvious he was going to become Germany’s head coach. Your report was based on probability, not on actual agreements.

As long as you keep deleting false „here we go’s“ and posting results minutes before the final whistle just because of algorithms and the need to be first in the race against 433 and score apps, only to delete them five minutes later because Neymar scores, you should probably keep a lower sound overall. The same applies when you fail to credit the original source in a large share of your Instagram posts.

Do your business. We’ll do ours. But accusing others of spreading lies is quite ironic coming from someone in your position. Good night.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Imagine being depressed and you get prescribed Everton

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[Notme 🇪🇸 @notteehy]

@AlbicelesteTalk This must be misinformation too right?😭

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

If you do this your council tax should be quadrupled.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

george galloway OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD or you’ll live in hell

[S T Best @helloIamBesty]

If, 4 weeks ago, you’d have told me that I’d be on Cucurella’s side in an instance such as this, I’d have assumed I’d had a life-altering blow to the head

[Alan Myers @ALANMYERSMEDIA]

The Black Eyed Peas have let themselves go

[anarcarural 🐂🇪🇸 @anarcarural]

Las Malvinas son Españolas

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

3+ - Since the start of 2022, England have conceded 3+ goals on four occasions at international level - Jordan Pickford hasn't played in any of those four.

Indeed, Pickford hasn't conceded more than twice in any of his last 70 appearances for the Three Lions.

Debate.

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Shock me having lemon fanta #banta

[Callum @Cal_EFC]

@Everton @DundeeFC Branthwaite and Hackney still playing golf?

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

hilarious that football discourse has led Irish people to take the stance that a country has an automatic right to any islands nearby