Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner

UFC Journalist/Commentary Prospect | Podcaster With @cobmalby

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Aight I’m making a return for UFC 281. Wanna kick things off with Ulberg is such a dad and he doinked that Romanian baddddd. Also while writing this the guy in charge of the vaso needs to relax, dodgy job

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@cobmalby No, help this helps

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@girthdog damn this shit Spielberg

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@girthdog how do you reckon to say DJAMES? I’m thinking it’s like pyjamas but with a Da at the start

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@girthdog how do you get it within 10 degrees seriously I wouldn’t even be close to 70

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@girthdog what’s up giraffe dog? I want a potato ball

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Honestly @Roxyfighter that was mad, 29-28 from a judge is deserved, way to end a career. GG’s, you are one tough nut. 25-21 is a long, beautiful career. Boss bitch

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Seriously why is Cormier hyping up this mum. She’s a beast and all but cmon bruv back the Aussie who’s punching her 3 to 1. Does look good wrestling tho, 2-0 to the Aussie but I reckon we about to have a wrestle *as I type this modafferi smacked her lol

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Alright I am now at the ol pub establishment. Live tweeting innit. Casey O’Neil could definitely walk home alone after a night on the Goldie, she looks sharp and snappy, head movement and calm in the pocket is mint. Commentators seem to be hyping this mum she’s bashing tho, trash

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Aussie gets up let’s gooooooo, Dobson had no answer to Malkoun just sitting on his face. Get donkeyed bro

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Aussie in let’s go, hit ‘em with that double 2 double 0 bruvvaaaaaa. UFC debut for other chump, bout to get handed his first loss by this dude who definitely wears Ralph Lauren polos and a fuck load of cologne

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Nah but if a fighter comes out wearing those catholic beads, tap then and there. Literally has the Virgin Mary shadow boxing with them, you’re done

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

what a comeback from Silva de Andrade, not a huge shock with that last night but holy shit man was dead round 1 and he’s beat the Kazakh and the cut man, icon

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Back by popular demand, how the fuck do you get choked out with a name like Blood Diamond. Got to be the sickest name ever. Other dude on roids tho to be fair

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@goodguyfitz 95% sure that’s you playing at SCG with Mahalia Barnes

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

@cobmalby Teachers pets did coke

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Those two punches just stole a decade off his life damn

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Anderson Silva knocks out Tito Ortiz! @SpinninBackfist https://t.co/QJSPw1j5Ba

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Anderson Silva knocks out Tito Ortiz! @SpinninBackfist https://t.co/QJSPw1j5Ba

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https://t.co/ALMfWsZsRH don’t wanna say it’s the funniest show on earth, cause TMG is in space and we’re funnier than them, check out ep 2

[Callum ‘Fish n Chips’ Faulkner @Cal_FishNChips]

Goooooood fight, but I’ll be walking out with some extra moneyyyyy