SwiftReacts

I like to turn myself into a meme because it makes me forget how meaningless my existence is

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

When you finish an exam and people are talking about answers that you didn't get, but pretend everything's okay 🙃

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

@Hermesparcels. What a joke! Parcel was supposedly delivered to my “safe space” yesterday, no clue where it is as I didn’t suggest a safe space and can’t speak to a real person through web chat or telephone it’s a joke 🤬🤬🤬

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

It’s worrying when I can understand a Rocky Flinstone Chapter better than the Prime Ministers address @FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

When you’ve peaked on a night out but you know your Uber home is 2 mins away

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Boris Johnson will sell-off our NHS, and that’s the tea.

#VoteLabourToday

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

As bloody if my mum didn’t vote because the election was “2 weeks before Christmas”

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

.@jeremycorbyn shares his message to trans voters. Read more: https://t.co/aCNBnQJqn0 #GE2019

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

VOTE VOTE VOTE!! MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN THE UK IS TOMORROW! PLEASE GET OUT, VOTE and in the nicest way possible...please don’t vote for the fucking tories ❤️ #votelabour

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

Me: time for an early night

My mind:

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

When you try to pull of their mask but it’s just their face #halloween2019

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Katie Hopkins does not speak for this country, Donald. She doesn't understand Brexit and she thinks struggling families can survive on false hope alone.

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

@MrFlyyyGuyyy 😂😂😂

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

Me whenever someone gives me a compliment

[gordon @hetnonsense]

Me:

Lush employee:

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

Can I speak to the manager please

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

The fact my boyfriend couldn’t spell vagina (he though it was spelt figina) is the gayest thong I’ve ever heard

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

@_JadePuntin Legit couldn’t breathe with the top on feels like it was a kids small 😂😂

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

Suffice to say, Black Friday wasn’t very successful

[SwiftReacts @Cal_Swift]

@jessf0ster Not a TV show but @RedHandedthepod is a great listen