HABIT

YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 HABIT rp account
⤷ ran by @nullversed
⤷ will always type in caps
⤷ BYI and DNI in strawpage
⤷ don't be weird and we won't have an issue

https://t.co/2tqPDWqalb
#everymanhybrid #parodytwt #parodyaccount

[Vinny @Vinnyvanvinster]

Ი𐑼 Vinny RP account... Who woulda thunk!
➜ Ran by @Jammertopia
➜ General DNI (don't be a weirdo)
➜ Check base account for any extra info
➜ Rp account strawpage ; https://t.co/t9a4Oo4ppN
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#everymanhybrid #rptwt

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@chemtaildeer HEY.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

I'M PUTTING THIS UP ON MY WALL.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@knifevan STARTS WITH F ENDS IN AGGOT. DUMBASS.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@Matthewdoehelv WHAT AM I READING.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. MAYBE I JUST WANTED TO SIT IN SILENCE AND VINNY INTERRUPTED ME.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

This image keeps popping up into my head and I picture HABIT as the one on the right and I start laughing. It pisses him off whenever I think about it 😭😭

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@Vinnyvanvinster FINE. I'LL STAY JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@Vinnyvanvinster I'M NOT MAD. I'M NEVER MAD. EVER.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@Vinnyvanvinster I DONT CUDDLE WITH YOU EVER. SHUT UP. YOU JUST EXPOSED ME TO BEING SOFT SOMETIMES FUCK YOU.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@Matthewdoehelv I'LL CONSIDER IT. ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED NICELY.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

\\ i'll be so real interacting with the armpit tweets is so fucking funny to me i can't stop laughing bruh

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

ALL OF THIS WILL BE GONE IN A DAY. I'M FAT AND GREEDY.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

@WilsNotAwake I’M CONSIDERING IT.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR SURROUNDINGS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON STOPS WALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I WILL END UP ON THE NEWS.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

SAW A DEAD CAT IN THE ROAD. IT’S A SHAME PEOPLE DON’T BOTHER TO AT LEAST BURY SMALLER ANIMALS THEY KILL. LEAVING THEM BEHIND IS INSENSITIVE.

[HABIT @calamitousHABIT]

JUST THIS ONCE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE BEING NICE.