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Self-taught, Self-made,Self-destructive. Chaotic Goodish. Minivan aficionado, Brat legend, Croc lover, fight me.
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I currently hover somewhere between "humanity has earned this pubishment" and "I hope we save what's left of the world"

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I had an IRL in depth argument about why we shouldn't use drugs for cattle to combat covid and cancer and goddamnit I want off this fucking planet.

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Is it weird that I only end up on Twitter when I'm thirsty. It's so neglected. But every third scroll is another thirst trap and I love it

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Ima perish mad at Zuckerberg

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@Sarah__Rachel3 It's my 10th MRI this year, ask me how fucking broke I am. Our out of pocket maximum is 14k, and our yearly premium is over 4k! Gotta love American Healthcare at it's finest.

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@Sarah__Rachel3 I just had a TEN THOUSAND dollar MRI. THIS COUNTRY IS GARBAGE

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@musicbykyle I can Google that!!!

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@kskerri Us too!!

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@MsHeatherBeaver He's hurt pretty bad, but we got to go home after surgery and he made it! Crazy freak spectator accident. We hadn't lit one all day!

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@kskerri He actually caught fire and has a lot of burns, but he will make a full recovery! It was a shitshow. My family copes with gallows humor

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@ninjaturtlparty Happy birthday bebe!!

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I had to do some pretty hilarious things to get this hat

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1776 energy, but make it pretty gay and kinda sloppy🤣
Party on twitter

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1776 energy, but make it pretty gay and kinda sloppy🤣
Party on twitter

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@AsholeyAdams All of em

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@AsholeyAdams I needed this today

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@thestonedpro I would take this class

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I got called a Karen today. I was wearing a Tupac shirt, have neon peach hair, and am covered in tattoos. I'm so offended. I know I'm a middle aged white lady now, but shit. That stung.