Damara Megido

HELLO. I WORK FOR A LIVING.

COLLEGESTUCK AU.

PARODY ACCOUNT.
PROSHIPPERS ETC DNI.
(CHARACTER AND WRITER ARE BOTH ADULTS.)
(PFP BY @denizenexcavate)

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

IN MY ROOM DOING STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT. SHENANIGANS.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONE GIVING ORAL THEN.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

NGH. PERIOD. IN THE MOOD TO MAKE OUT WITH LITERALLY ANYONE.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF BLOOD.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver COME OVER. AND BRING SOMETHING ELSE. I'M GETTING CRAVINGS.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver MY ROOM. 7. BE LATE AND THE DOOR WILL BE LOCKED.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver CAN I HAVE SOME. PLEASE. CAN I HAVE S

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GIVE HEAD.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver IGNORE THE HANDCUFFS WHEN YOU WALK IN.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

SORRY FOR BEING GONE. I WAS DRUNK AND HIGH FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS. ANYONE REMEMBER IF I DID ANYTHING?

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver WANNA SLEEP OVER AT MY PLACE TONIGHT? MY SISTER'S STAYING AT HER FRIEND'S PLACE AGAIN. >uO

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver I NEED TO THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO GET YOU TO TELL ME STUFF.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver I'M GONNA TEASE YOU UNTIL YOU TELL ME.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver OH? AND WHO ARE THEY?

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH. TEASE TEASE.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@pseudoDeceiver LIKE ON A DATE OR? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

DRESSING AS. SLUTTY WITCH FOR HALLOWEEN.

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

@_shaniac_ JARONA! JARONA! JARONA! LAST JARONA!

[Damara Megido @calamitysConcep]

YOUR DAD'S MY BEST FRIEND.