Mac the Goblin King

Local goblin with bad taste in pretty much everything//nonbinary//Aries//witch

[Mac the Goblin King @Calascent]

MAC's MASTER THREAD FOR ALL THINGS RELATING TO THEIR WRITING
((disclaiming it will probably be a massive thread and I probably won't be done by the time I need to sleep))

[Mac the Goblin King @Calascent]

Get you a man who wholeheartedly supports you when you say you need chicken nuggets after having a meeting with your manager

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Maybe the nurse at work is right and the reason things have been shitty is cause I stopped wearing red lipstick as often

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Just realized I didn’t teach this song in the wrong key but in the completely wrong Cleft!! Who let me be this shows music director.....

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Why did they make link so ripped in the Twilight Princess remake!!!!!! He’s a twink!!!!!!

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Walked into the wrong place for my eye exam and then ran into the door as I was trying to leave 🙃🙃

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How does one write an apology?

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I want to be skinny so I can do Padme Amidala cosplay specifically her geanosis outfit and her ombré lake dress

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Oh nvm the gf one is pretty cute. Missing that yellow tho

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Can I still use the nonbinary flag if I’m genderfluid? The colors are better

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All of the nurses at moms hospital have basically adopted me which is really nice. Like they’re giving me Valentine’s Day gifts since I’m stuck here

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San Antonio’s lack of a really good interactive science and history museum is why I’m perpetually unhappy

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There’s something distinctly different from someone your age assuming you’re a lesbian and a 12 year old assuming you’re a lesbian

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@KyleKylespinks1 Ok cool great love it but also I meant this in a distinctly zutara way SO

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WHY WOULD THE TWO DRAGONS THAT ZUKO AND AANG LEARNED FIRE BENDING FROM BE BLUE AND RED IF IT DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING!!!!!!! THEY COULD HAVE BEEN RED AND GOLD OR BOTH RED BUT WHY BLUE!!!!?!!!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!

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@Literally_Space But it didn’t! Both dragons blew orange fire that turned into the rainbows. Things have meaning and I just figure them out!!!

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@Literally_Space I’m not TALKING about the FIRE!!!! I’m talking bout the DRAGONS THEMSELVES

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Tumblr doesn’t appreciate my inane thoughts so I guess I’m back on Twitter

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What’s worse than having allergies in Texas? Having them in Alaska!

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No thanks.

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Feelin pretty anxious in this kids birthday party