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she/her | Hala Madrid 🤍 | stay away if you’re a Mbappe cultist

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On today’s Saga of “Madrid Saint Germain”

You just gotta laugh at this point.

Coincidences & more coincidences 👏👏👏👏

[Ramón Álvarez de Mon @Ramon_AlvarezMM]

🚨Hay jugadores con peso en el vestuario del Real Madrid que piden al club la salida de Valverde este verano. Tema muy delicado de gestionar por el recorrido de Valverde en el Madrid.

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@OPRacher_Adee @MadridXtra @Protizescript He’s so dumb I swear

[MadridMuse @MadridMuse]

Most G/A in a single UCL season since 2014/15 by a Real Madrid player:

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@MadridXtra Legal action by 115 charges fc
Wao

[OM 🍀 @MainLockedUp]

Ban all Real Madrid fans from lineup builders

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@Debruhyne @theMadridZone @Record_Portugal just realised something

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where is shame ???????

@theMadridZone

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme says he HAS SIGNED ERLING HAALAND, he has shown the SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOO.

If he wins, ERLING HAALAND will play for REAL MADRID.

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@theMadridZone @SidowStarks @FabrizioRomano I don’t understand why Riquelme would choose to embarrass himself like that publicly. This is so low for everyone.

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@newreyreal2 ain’t nobody got time for that 👍 cry

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@MadridXtra @WhiteKnight110 @FabrizioRomano you ain’t fooling anyone here
Papa Perez >

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@nsbannie I know I know
Like who hurt them

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@MadridXtra @diarioas Stats:

17 NPG goals in laliga
Second most biggest chances missed
Laziest forward in top five leagues

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@theMadridZone @Protizescript @AlbertoPereiro Very unrealistic

We need vitinha

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@MadridXtra @DiMarzio Buyback clause in case we need to bring him back in 2029

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@GalacticX8_ @royal_cassino @MadridXtra You did not get my point.
it’s that horrendous pairing of Asencio x Rudiger together

Huijsen x Rudiger
Miltao x Rudiger

both works fine.

Look at all our big games when this duo started and what happened in next 15 minutes.

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@VizzzardOfOz @serolas93 @theMadridZone @Ramon_AlvarezMM As long as there’s hope ig

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@royal_cassino @MadridXtra Huijsen x (new defender pairings)

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@RMDetective21 @MadridXtra Pintus: