Caldon Glover

They/them. Ambient musician, kitchen witch, and aspiring grumpy old lady. 🌌 Looking for composing/sound design work for games or other multimedia projects 🌌

[Caldon Glover @CaldonGlover]

The Mundane limited edition digipak available on my bandcamp!

https://t.co/KPuXifNu9o

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@bishan_guracha @POTUS Hopefully none, y’all care so much about the first amendment that you don’t bother to read the whole thing

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@brorick77 @POTUS If god created me then he made me trans, ipso facto dog

[Caldon Glover @CaldonGlover]

Ambient catposting

Also my new album is still available. Great 4 cat hangs

https://t.co/KPuXifNu9o

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@_caustic_ Everyone knows it’s spelled “yous”

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Patchtober 14th! Another big ambient baby. I’ve been trying a lot recently to get gigs composing for games or video, but I think what I really want is to live in an egalitarian post scarcity society. #ambient #darkambient #newage #lofi #meditation #modularsynth

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Patchtober 10th! I’ve been really bad about doing this every day but I’m tryin, it’s hard to maintain a regular practice in the midst of work fatigue and covid fatigue and fascism fatigue and all. So here’s a big soft ambient patch. #ambientmusic #modularsynth

[Caldon Glover @CaldonGlover]

I’m on Bandcamp! Follow me on Bandcamp to be the first to hear when i release new music: https://t.co/fcM6WoXgCI

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From "V-Ice jumping on stage to hug Flava Flav" to "Kid Rock ever saying 'recognize game'" rate yourself as an embarrassing white musician.

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FUN FACT: You can, in fact, be pro-free speech with out insulting or harming marginalized people.

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I've invented a drink I call the Richard Spencer. It's just 1 part Jagermeister and 3 parts Hawaiian PUNCH.

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Be careful who you flirt with: It may just be your child who has come back from the future with a warning of the end times.

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In solidarity with Bandcamp's decision to donate all profits to the ACLU.

https://t.co/UqmXH7reNy

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How do I feel about Richard Spencer getting punched? I wrote a whole article about it.

https://t.co/KbIVmDlQpp

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#noiseproblems https://t.co/AefOOIpLxc

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The irony is not lost on me: the conservatives who insist we need guns to fight the government voted in the government we need to fight.

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@ClootRules it's almost as if it was made just for you.

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"Give him a chance! Wait and see!" Yeah, no, we've waited long enough.

https://t.co/Wn8JbjE6fp?

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@LawyerRogelio @thecampaignbook I keep having more and more respect for Shia LeBeouf.

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"Cuck" is a term used by white supremacists for anyone who doesn't agree with them. It also just happens to be the sound a chicken makes.