Caleb Fuchs

[God @tweetIikeagod]

turn up? how about turn in.... your homework stay in school kids

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

"Awwwww that little sidewalk culvert is so cute!" -#kelseylatta #thingsengineerssay

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

I thought I was becoming a morning person until I put cereal in the fridge this morning.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

Bluetooth Self-portrait Monopod sounds so much more sophisticated than Selfie Stick.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

If you ever feel useless, remember: someone installs blinkers on BMWs.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

If you don't put units of measurement I'm going to assume you are using cats per donuts.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

How to comfort a grammar nazi: there, their, they're.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

Say you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company sounds much better than saying that you are a cashier at McDonald's.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

I would like to permanently substitute guacamole for sour cream on all Mexican food. Thanks.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

Happy Birthday #kelseylatta! 🎉🎈🎂

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

You might be an engineering student if you have a favorite coordinate system.

[Georgia Gould @gouldgeorgia]

If #cxnats is really cancelled, who's in for a calf-wrestling, sharpshooting, whiskey drinking competition to decide who's champ? #texas

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

Achievement unlocked: eating while driving level - meatball sub

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

There is nothing quite like the taste of diesel fuel in the morning.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

I know I'm back on the ranch when I trade my USB drive in for a pocket knife.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

@jverheul free? Plot twist: you had to refine it from compressed a live T-rex and some photoplankton. :)

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

@jverheul I could basically fill my car for $20. I could definitely get used to it.

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

$1.99 gas? What year is this?

[Caleb Fuchs @Caleb_Fuchs]

@rebeelynn21 and also send this quick tweet?

[relatable @byreIatable]

Boys: I like girls with curves
Girls: I like boys with class
Me: I like classes with a curve