Caleb James

Follow: @theyoungvines

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

When I die, bury me in my lulu lemon shorts.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@swiftlytongued Nothing more altruistic than a tax write off.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@JaredDuda @eliotwb @a_whistle @swiftlytongued @only__hans If by MOG you mean MJared O GDuda. 😂😂😂

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

What the @realDonaldTrump regime shows you vs reality. This is what State media doesn't want you to see. #ICantBreathe #TrumpDictatorship #GeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/sIX7u5f4c9

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@MrDrProf_jordan Got on for a minute and then saw the Jimmy Fallon twitter mob. ✌️out.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@Rotofficial As a service industry professional I am TRIGGERED AF

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"The day Richard Nixon failed to answer that subpoena is the day he was subject to impeachment because he took the power from Congress over the impeachment process away from Congress, and he became the judge and jury,”

- Lindsey Graham, 1998

[Rutger Bregman @rutgerbregman]

1/ Here’s the interview that @TuckerCarlson and Fox News didn’t want you to see. I chose to release it, because I think we should keep talking about the corrupting influence of money in politics. It also shows how angry elites can get if you do that. https://t.co/hs1474MJNM

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@daddest I had a poll on this a few months ago with a nearly identical result.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@chrisrcraighead Yes, like why does a push door need a handle? Just a push plate will do. 🤷‍♂️

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

Obama likes @therealkurtvile

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2018 draws to a close, I’m continuing the tradition of sharing my year-end lists. It gives me a moment to reflect on the year through the books, movies, and music that I found most thought-provoking, inspiring, or just plain loved. I hope you enjoy it: https://t.co/qz6TCMKnkL

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@daddest @SpongeBob

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

The word “Efficiency” has far too many syllables.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

Hi #Oklahomies what is it like having refrigerated beer in the heartland? Is paper towel use down significantly?

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

Are you registered to vote? Find out now! https://t.co/RsflpbUkdk

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

#TOASTtheTREES

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

Helping my new roomie move in and noticed he wrote “miscellaneous” on a box instead of “misc” and I feel as though I’ve made a huge mistake.

[haley luna @haleyluna]

really digging the new cock ring downtown, okc

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

@kennedyshipley OKC deserves it.

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

“Ope...I mean uh...excuse me.” - Me Everyday

[Caleb James @Caleb_Quinn23]

When the lady at the airport check-in counter asks me if I’m “able bodied and willing.”