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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

a friendly tax season reminder to report all income from illegal activities and stolen property

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Fun fact: the Batman Building is in the Roku City skyline

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

@andrecorder1 Slumped after I tweeted that😂 I’m in Chattanooga anyway

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Twitter will never again live up to the 2014-2016 era

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Take my money🔥

[BANDPLAY @iAMBANDPLAY]

New @YoungDolph Album 🍟DAY
I can’t Wait #LetTheBANDPLAY

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

People on Twitter going crazy over bars @LITO615 dropped 10+ years ago

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

21 Savage on "Broke Boys": “I got more stripes than Adidas”

Drake: ���Yeah, I got the stripes but f*ck Adidas”

👀 #HerLoss

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

🗣 HAPPY SPORTS EQUINOX

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Please bring back 10-14 songs albums I’m not tryna sit thru 24 songs here 🤦🏻‍♂️

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Mf’s tryna look like runescape characters

[mildredvon has left for bluer skies @MildredVon]

@AnifaM This happens to me constantly. If you want to talk about it, let me know.

Here is the most recent one (mine on the left and Demobaza's rip off on the right)

[NHL @NHL]

GOING TO SMASHVILLE 🤠

The City of Nashville will host the 2023 #NHLAwards and 2023 @UpperDeckSports #NHLDraft!

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Internet recipe pages will be titled “Easy Snack You Can Pack for a Road Trip” and it’s something crazy like beef wellington 🤨

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Oxford comma gang

[NewsChannel 5 @NC5]

In light of Roe v. Wade reversal, Daddy's Dogs offers free milkshakes for proof of vasectomy
https://t.co/9QF43UblOk

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

🙌🏼 buy Instagram next plz

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ @CalebEPutman]

Garlic powder is the MVP of the spice cabinet

[addy!!🌿 @VEGGIES420]

danny devito voice

[Trapperman Dale⚖️ @TrappermanDale]

Dale Chapo 2 Is Officially Done An Will Be Available This Month✅

[Tommy Chong @tommychong]

Wk sauce

[Apart From The Obvious @ApartFromTheObv]

"God has done too much for me for Him not to exist."

Things you are confusing God with:

- The birth lottery
- General probability
- The time period you were born in
- A fortunate absence of health issues
- Confirmation bias