Caleb Neff

Producer Songwriter Rosaline dude Husband Father and lover of fine whiskey and cigars

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@chaseandre Same here. After my kids asked me if they were gonna die on a cross too. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@chaseandre Calmer than you are.

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@Eve6 Facebook advertised their hot sauce to me today. It’s possible I’ve been spending too much time on your twitter.

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@Eve6 Please, for the sake of humanity, tell us about Creed.

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@adamleerussell The type of people who would normally rejoice at Scripture being read on national TV will be furious. The upside down indeed.

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@adamleerussell @MrsSoose @_tedkim_ @siliconeboone @Sarahelmer07 1.) Big Lebowski 2.) Burn After Reading 3.) Fargo 4.) what about Bob? 5.) That thing you do

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It’s cool that Samuel L Jackson’s voice is coming to Alexa. Can we get @liamgallagher next? Liam swearing at me every morning is probably the type of endearing motivation I’ve been missing.

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Bands, it’s important to make an entrance. I’m watching a band whose lead singer just popped out of a garbage bag. #epic

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“Dunking a hot dog in ketchup is the greatest - I tried it, and mind exploded into tiny bits.” #junithoughts #thegreatest

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Finished the lion, witch, and wardrobe with kids. “What did we learn from this book June?” She says “if there’s a someone trying to kill you, you should try to kill them first.” #junithoughts #nomercy #parenting

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“This is Lay Down Sally, Darby! It’s by Eric Clap-son, Ariel’s prince!” #junithoughts #mostlyright #disneyrock

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Tempting fate eating a chocolate chip muffin in the car on the way to a music video shoot.

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Maybe after the Guns n Roses reunion makes Slash enough money to pay off his debts, they’ll reform Velvet Revolver with Josh Todd and make the last glorious overblown rock record of our generation. #onecandream

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“Everyone loves their freedom. No one wants to be all crumbled up, taped to a tree.” #junithoughts #freedom

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Juniper: “Dad, is it hard to be a Daddy?” #junithoughts

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Cherub Rock is the best sounding snare of all time. #mixing #referencetracks #pumpkins

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We’re working on our numbers on the way to school. Juniper: “I would love to have a million dollars!” Me: yeah, what would you do? J: “Give it to all the people who don’t have any money” #junithoughts

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What’s the first song I should listen to in the new car? #decisions

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Million dollar idea: put in a bar at the car dealership. This process would be 100% better.

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@JRistheholdup @AABONDY #fullbondy is the only way to go