Ron Swanson

God before all things! Married to my bestfriend!

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

Whoever thinks the Office isn’t “that funny”... I hope you suffer more than Toby Flenderson https://t.co/nn0Xrdc7DA

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

@Old_MrVince So I guess I’ll be returning the one I was going to give you on Valentine’s Day... jerk

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Colleges continue to tell students to use the “white privilege” label to discredit the messenger without ever addressing actual arguments being made

Make no mistake: the label and dismissal of people by using “white privilege” is divisive and racist!

Truth transcends color!

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

@mikeeegraham Yeah that’s what it seems.. like how much more money can we get by making as many branch off stories as they we can.. but it’s not Star Wars anymore

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

@TheTeam__ It just seems like it’s branching off too far from Star Wars, like Rogue One was great but it was still inside the whole Star Wars story.

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

Literally have no interest in watching the Han Solo movie.. why is Star Wars getting so off track..

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

@__wildthing So... your welcome

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

“Who let the lemonhead into the room, you are a waste of life and you should give up.” -Michael Gary Scott

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I'm like Forrest Gump. Except I'm not an idiot.

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

I’m mentally ready to buy a house, however financially that is not the case.

[Students For Trump @TrumpStudents]

Actor Tim Allen has joined the cast of new movie aimed at disrupting the liberal and PC culture in Hollywood, on college campuses and in comedy. 💯🇺🇸 https://t.co/HRRMEJHU2d

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

It’s one of those days

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

@H_Neils How about you mind your business...

[Ron Swanson @CalebNeilon]

The 2 words that best describe me are Star Wars and Dunder Mifflin

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

The NFL has rejected a Super Bowl ad from American Veterans urging people to stand for the National Anthem. Absolutely pathetic. https://t.co/M4WyF9jSKp

[Students For Trump @TrumpStudents]

We want to thank the men and women of this country who are fighting for our country on their own dime. It is heartbreaking to see Democrats putting themselves and illegal immigrants before our service men and women. God Bless our country and God Bless our soldiers!

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

“Celebrities shouldn’t talk politics. They’re pretty out of touch with the common person, the everyday guy out there providing for their family.” - Mark Wahlberg